A dose of MLIA.
If you haven’t heard of the acronym, MLIA, which stands for My Life Is Average, you should definitely check out their site. It’s updated constantly and is just enough to always put a smile on my face. Here’s a small dosage for today:
Today I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. When i came back I found my dog laying on my bed under the covers and his head on my pillow. He looked at me just streched to leave me no room on the bed. I had to sleep on the couch. MLIA
Today while in piano class at school I found that my piano has an applause key. Guess who spent the next 45 minutes feeling fantastic? MLIA
Today, I noticed the words “caps lock” on my keyboard are in lower case. I feel oddly betrayed by my computer. MLIA
Today, my mom told me that when I was little, I used to pretend that traffic lights were monsters. When they were awake (red light) you stopped and waited for them to fall asleep (green light) so you could sneak past them. MLIA
And I totally do this one:
Today when I was leaving my house I tried to lock the door with my car remote. MLIA
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January 13th, 2010 at 8:42 PM
this sounds like a great “favorite”…i like the dog/couch one…i can relate. MLIA
oh, and the all caps…too funny!
thanks for sharing!!!